AT&T · T-Mobile · Verizon · Google Fi. I audit your plan line-by-line: unused add-ons, device insurance you're double-paying, international charges you didn't need, and promotions that expired 3 years ago. Carriers count on you forgetting — I never do.
Your agent for everything
in between.
Realtor for the house — Inner-Circle for the rest. One person handles your bills, your tech, and your life-admin, so you stop overpaying and stop fighting hold music. You just text. I handle it.
Hi, I'm Kareem — your agent for everything that isn't the house.
I'm a licensed Realtor and tech operator in Chatsworth, CA. The Inner-Circle is simple: instead of you spending hours fighting your cable company, canceling subscriptions you forgot about, or wrestling a new phone into working — you text one person who already knows you, and it gets handled.
No tickets. No call centers. No hold music. One direct line to a real human who treats your bills and your time like they're his own. That's the whole idea.
Three steps. That's it.
No app to learn, no portal to log into. You text — the rest is on me.
Text me your situation
A bill that's too high, a gadget that won't cooperate, a property to manage. Plain English — no forms, no jargon.
I handle it
I negotiate, audit, set up, or dispatch — using carrier insider tactics and a vetted network. You stay in the loop; you don't do the work.
You keep the difference
Lower bills, working tech, and hours of your life back. Members average $120/mo in savings.
One trusted person for your tech & your bills.
Stop overpaying and stop fighting hold music. You text or call in plain words, and Kareem handles your phone, internet and TV bills, your devices, and the everyday tech headaches. One simple monthly membership.
"My phone bill keeps going up." In plain words — that's all it takes to start.
Bills audited, tech fixed, providers called. You don't lift a finger or sit on hold.
One person, one number, one simple monthly price. Cancel anytime.
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The three simple plans
- Essentials — $149 a month. Your bills audited and your everyday tech handled. The best place to start.
- Concierge — $499 a month. Everything handled for you, with faster help and a dedicated phone line.
- Asset Partner — $999 a month. We also manage your property and assets, at one flat monthly rate.
Not sure which one? Just call and Kareem will tell you honestly which fits — the first audit is always free.
Answer 3 quick questions.
Tell me what's going on and I'll point you to the fastest way in.
What's your situation right now?
How urgent is this?
How do you want to start?
I don't just make calls.
I automate the win.
Behind the friendly text message is a real engineer's toolkit — AI-assisted bill audits, scripted carrier negotiations, and automated subscription scans that find money the providers bank on you never noticing.
- AI-accelerated audits across every bill in minutes
- Carrier-insider negotiation scripts, run for you
- Smart-home & device automation that just works
- One human accountable for all of it — me
I save you more than I cost.
That's the whole pitch.
My rates are deliberately cheaper than the market. The reason is simple: I'd rather have you for years at a fair price than once at a premium one. But that math only works if it's recurring — so my pricing model leans on monthly subscriptions instead of one-off invoices.
Cheaper than the market — on purpose
An average tech-handler in LA charges $125–$200/hr for what I'll do for $149/mo flat. I'm not undercutting to win the gig — I'm pricing for the relationship.
Subscribers get fast response
If you're a member, I show up. You text and I respond within 2 hours during business days because you're the reason I can be cheap. The recurring nature is what lets me prioritize you.
I save more than I cost
One ISP renegotiation pays for ~8 months of membership. One streaming audit pays for ~5 more. Members typically save $80–$200/mo across all bills — and the membership is $149/mo.
Bills drift back up — every year
ISP promos expire after 12 months. Streaming services raise prices. Carriers add "fees" silently. You have to redo the work yearly. Members never do — that's the whole point of having me on retainer.
This supports a family
I'm honest about it: subscription revenue is what lets me earn what my family needs without overcharging anyone. Pay me a fair price reliably and I'll always be there. That's the deal.
Cancel anytime
No contracts. No paperwork. If I'm not earning my keep in any given month, just cancel — no hard feelings. But almost nobody cancels, because the math is clear once you see your first month's savings.
The honest truth: month-to-month, your savings may not always exceed the membership cost. But across a year, with 4+ negotiations and audits compounded, members come out clearly ahead — and they never have to make the calls themselves.
What are you leaving on the table?
Drag the sliders to your real monthly bills. I'll estimate what's recoverable — then you decide: grab the free scripts and call them yourself, or let me handle it.
Estimates based on real member results (avg. internet 30%, cell 25%, ~$9/redundant subscription, ~60% of fees reversible). Your numbers will vary — the first audit is always free.
The Accusation Audit.
Everything you're probably thinking.
I've been in the private service and estate management industry long enough to know why people hesitate to bring in a tech steward. Let's call out the elephants in the room, upfront.
"This is just another monthly subscription I'll pay for and forget about."
You're right to worry about subscription fatigue. Most services wait for you to call when something breaks. We don't. We run proactive monthly audits of your bills, verify your WiFi health, update device firmware, and schedule preventive checks. If we don't save you money or provide direct value in a given month, we'll point it out ourselves.
"I can just call Comcast or Apple myself. Why should I pay you?"
You absolutely can. But you'll hate every minute of it. You'll spend 45 minutes on hold, get passed to three offshore retention agents, and likely settle for a temporary discount that expires in a year. We know the direct loyalty numbers, the exact negotiation scripts, and we do the waiting for you. Your time is worth more than the cost of delegating it.
"Giving a third party access to my utility bills and home network is a safety risk."
It is a risk, and you shouldn't trust just anyone. We treat privacy with estate-manager level discretion. We never store master passwords, we use secure tokenized managers (like 1Password), and we never have access to your bank accounts (only the billing statements). All home network credentials are kept offline or encrypted.
"What if nothing breaks? Am I just wasting my money?"
If nothing breaks, it means the stewardship is working. Concierge support is about prevention, not just repair. We perform regular system audits, optimize your tech setup, and coordinate directly with your other home vendors (AV, security, solar) so you never have to play translator or troubleshoot a dead zone during a workday.
"Is this a call center? Who is actually doing the work?"
You get Kareem directly. No generic ticketing queues, no bots. You text a dedicated line, and you talk to the person who knows your home layout, your devices, and your family's needs. It's high-touch, single-point-of-contact stewardship.
Real bills. Real cuts.
Every card below is an actual result from a real call. This is what gets recovered when someone who knows the scripts makes them for you.
Your bill not here? Grab the free scripts or let me add it to the list →
Start free. Upgrade when you're tired of the calls.
It begins at $0: take my whole DIY toolkit and make the calls yourself. When you'd rather never sit on hold again, put me on retainer — the closer to the center, the more I take off your plate.
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Essentials
A foot in the door.
Individuals & families who want their digital life managed without lifting a finger. Better than no membership — but a starting point, not the destination.
- Unlimited bill negotiation & audits
- All subscriptions managed
- Priority text support — 2-hr response
- Quarterly tech health checks
- 3 hours/mo hands-on support
- Access to curated local home trades and vendor network
Concierge
Everything, handled.
Good — genuinely good. A true operator on call for your home and life-admin. But it's still a service you pay for.
- Everything in Essentials
- Full life-admin management
- 1-hour emergency response
- Dedicated account line
- 10 hours/mo hands-on support
- Priority home trade vendor coordination
Asset Partner
I run it. You keep the profit.
I help you turn your properties into self-sustaining income — assets that pay for themselves while you still own them outright. A flat monthly rate, never a percentage commission. You own everything; you keep the difference.
Here's why I built it differently: a second or third home often serves something sentimental, not just a spreadsheet. The goal isn't to wring out maximum profit — it's to keep these assets secure, respected, and enjoyed without the strain. So I share at the viable minimum: enough to always run profitably, never so much that anyone is ever forced to sell something that matters to them.
- Everything in Concierge
- Flat-rate property & asset management — keep your profit
- Assets engineered to pay for themselves
- You stay the owner — no commissions, no cuts, no forced sales
- Ideal for multiple homes / properties
- Weekly strategy calls · unlimited priority
Every service is $0 for members — see the full catalog (29 services, with retail value).
Not sure yet? Text me your situation and I'll tell you honestly which tier — if any — makes sense. First audit is always free.
Two ways in.
Both lead to Kareem.
Send a quick text describing your situation and Kareem responds directly — usually within the hour. No bots. No queue. Describe your bill, your setup issue, or your property — and get a real answer.
Only 10 slots are available per cohort. When a cohort fills, prices for new signups increase. Once enrolled, your monthly membership rate is locked and will never rise.
✓ Includes 3 hours/mo direct support OR replacement parts credit.